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Bumber Stickers
Famous Bumper Stickers and T-Shirts
Rugby-Real “Smash Mouth” football
We don’t have facemasks
No Helmets No Pads Just Guts
No Winners, Just Survivors—No Spectators Just Witnesses
At Baseball Games They Play Organs—At Rugby Games
They Donate Organs
The Only Pain In Rugby Is Regret
The Only Rugby Game You Lose, Is The One You Missed
We Know “Scrum” Is A Strange Word, But Assault
and Battery Were Already Taken
Rugby players have #’s on their jerseys because the
coroner can’t always identify the bodies by the dental
records alone
Be kind to animals----Kiss a rugby player
WWF Wrestlers can’t play rugby because the blood and
pain are for real
I’m a RUGGER-HUGGER !!!
Hurdle the dead and Trample the weak
Kamikaze pilots can’t play rugby because they even
wore a helmet in battle
He who shed his blood with me today, shall forever be my
brother
Before the game friendship---During the game is elegant
violence----After the game is Rugby Brotherhood
Can you name the last sports team that has done something
for you off of the field?
If the rugby score is not in the sports section, check
out the obituary section
Rugby players may fall in defeat but they will never kneel
for mercy
You have to have leather balls to play rugby
(You can now use cheaper models of synthetic leather compared
to the older days)
Support Your Local Hooker---
(Hooker is the middleman in the front row “supported”
by the scrum) Not intended for R-Rated use
And the Oscar Winner for the Best Actor of the Year
goes to……….…………South
American Soccer !!
(During the last World Cup, Two S. American players were
FINED and suspended because they acted and faked a traumatizing
injury behind the referees back. The other teams were “carded”.
TV replays held justice the next day
Rugby an animal’s game played by gentlemen---Soccer
a gentlemen’s game played by hooligans
(No bad intentions to soccer fans out there, but when $33
million goes into SOCCER World Cup Fan Safety, something
is wrong with behavior of these soccer fans that trample
each other to death to watch an exciting soccer game) Security
during the 1999 RUGBY World Cup on Fan Safety, you guessed
it, $0. Rugby fans, the best fans.
Rugby is not a contact sport, it's a collision sport.
Dancing is a contact sport
If you can Believe it, the mind can Achieve it
Run at the spaces, not at the faces
Victory is the prize ...Pain is the price
PAIN is your friend, it reminds you, that you’re still ALIVE
Failure is not an option
The only Pain in Rugby is Regret
The Only Rugby Game You Lose, Is The One You Missed
Without violence there is no courage, without mayhem there is no grace, without pain there is no exalted relief in victory.
In Rugby There Are No Winners, Only Survivors
........ No Winners, Just Survivors
—No Spectators Just Witnesses!
We didn't forget the pads... we outgrew them
Kamikaze pilots can’t play rugby because they even wore a helmet in battleWe Know “Scrum” Is A Strange Word, But Assault and Battery Were Already Taken
The scrum does not determine who is right, but who is left
Rugby players have #’s on their jerseys because the coroner can’t always identify the bodies by the dental records alone
If the rugby score is not in the sports section,check out the obituary section
Hurdle the dead and Trample the weak
WARNING: The surgeon general says it's OK to smoke the competition.
It's not the hours you put in, it's what you put into the hours.
Play with your heart, but don't forget your head.
Champions train, endures pain and never complain.
We don't wear cups, we WIN them.
Rugby is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration. No one has ever drowned in sweat.
Prim and proper is for prom night, and I'm not here to dance.
Seven days without rugby, makes one weak.
The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
It's amazing what a team can accomplish when no one cares who get's the credit.
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
If you think hustling is tough, try sitting on the bench.
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